Preparation H Hemorrhoidal Ointment 2 oz (57 g)
Preparation H Hemorrhoidal Ointment 2 oz (57 g)
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 List Price: $11.99 Sale Price: $3.99 Availability: unspecified 
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Product Description
Prevents Further Irritation.
Prompt Soothing Relief from Painful Burning, Itching and Discomfort.
Shrinks Swollen Hemorrhoidal Tissue.
Protects Irritated Tissue.
Relieves Internal and External Discomfort.
Made in USA.
Details
- Preparation H Hemorrhoidal Ointment helps relieve the local itching and discomfort associated with hemorrhoids.
- Preparation H Ointment Helps relieve the local itching and discomfort associated with hemorrhoids.
- Temporarily shrinks hemorrhoidal tissue and relieves burning.
- Temporarily provides a coating for relief of anorectal discomforts.
Rating
This product is a very amazing thing, as stated in the other poem. Therefore, another poem is necessary.
Hello, ‘roid sufferers,
all unhappy and swollen,
just wait till you feel the prep,
and then you will feel worth bullion.
Just stick it up and squeeze,
to feel at ease,
like you’re floating in a breeze,
that happens to smell like nasty cheese.
Rating
An ode to the beloved ointment that remedeys our rear ends, after all a simple prosaic review just wouldn’t do for this miracle product:
When you’re itchin down under
Those burning little rascals
The ones we know as ‘roids
Will be made scarce once you
Stick in the prep applicator,
give it a gentle squeeze,
And watch those nasty ‘roids shrink,
and you’ll soon feel at ease,
It’s uses are many and you just might,
put it on toast instead of vegemite.
So three cheers for the prep,
the bold and stoic H,
thwarting nasty hemorrhoids
when your dignity’s at stake.
So the inventor of prep is truly a saint,
and sing his praises high whilst slathering it on your taint.